Journal Entry: Wed Oct 16, 2013, 7:55 PM
There is a monster out there that disturbs me in the most repulsive of ways…
There is a beast out there that cannot think like us in rational ways and often lives inside of a world most gruesome: a logic-less world of its own creation. I am sure you have heard of this abomination, for you yourself might even be one. I speak of Fangirls and even Fanboys for the disease comes in many forms. This is one of the many tragedies regarding this repulsive race of fanatics.
Jeff, yes the Jeff we all know and many of us have grown a fond familiarity with is the first victim in this unfortunate series of attacks. He waits in the dark, a kitchen knife in hand. He admires its silvery wink in the light of the flickering street light, knowing that tonight he would satisfy his blades hunger in the blood of the young girl he had followed home tonight.
He had lost a target before. It was a little boy who had screamed and forced Jeff to flee before the boy's father could catch him. He grimaced at the thought that he could still be overpowered. No, this time he had been smarter and waited for the girl's parents to go see a late movie in the cinema. This time he waited until her lights had been off for at least two hours before making his way through the yard and up to her window. He choose her because she never locked her window, an extremely stupid thing to do since the everyone within a five hundred mile radius had to have heard about him by now.
Jeff slid the granton blade of the knife between the window and the ledge then proceeded to carefully lever the entrance open. His ever present smile widened into a vicious grin as he saw her sleeping figure hadn't bothered to remove the gargantuan amount of eye makeup she was wearing before going to bed. He couldn't blame her because she did not look like him, and therefore must be in constant torment in her ugly face.
She suddenly opened her eyes and Jeff moved to stab her before she could scream, but she tackled him to the ground. "Oh my God, you're here! I can't believe you took so long, I have been waiting for EVAH!" he panicked and tried to kick her off, but she had already move to the window and slammed it shut. "I killed my parents when they got home from work because they didn't want us to be together!" She flung herself at him and yanked at his hoodie. "GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY B*TCH!" He yelled and tried to push her away. She laughed and ripped off his hoodie, dislocating his arm in the process. " I'm not crazy, Jeff, I am insane!11!!!1!1!1! YOU ARE THE HOTTEST BISHIE EVER AND I KNOW ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD AND YOU DIDN'T REALLY KILL UR BRO ND WE'LL B LIKE BONIEANDCLYDEANDOMGSOHOT11!1!111!!!"
She leaped onto here Black Veil Brides blanket and ripped off her edgy hot topic t-shirt and flung it at him. "COME GIVE ME BABIES NAO!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. He turned to the window, but she had locked it with a pad lock when she slammed it shut and the glass was full of crisscrossing wire so it couldn't break. He looked to the only other escape, a metal door that was also padlocked shut. Thin it flung itself at him. "I LOVE YOU JEFF, CAN'T YOU TELL BY MY CONVERSE, LOVE OF HOODIES, AND NEEDY/BOSSY PERSONALITY THAT WE WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER?" He raised his weapon just in time and she impaled herself upon the kitchen blade. Because she was unable to steal his soul and keep it in her dark yaoi fanfic dungeon, she fell to the floor with her life blood pooling about her.
"But… but I am such a special snowflake, just look at my angry poetry and the anime posters lining my wall, Beyond Birthday- I mean, Jeff." She let out a long dramatic sigh and burst into flames, returning to that whence she came.
Jeff wiped the sweat of his brow and said his last words the burnt corpse.
"Bitches be crazy."
P.S. I swear to GOD, that from now on whenever I draw Jeff he will look more like he is supposed to and not like L/BB from Deathnote, and he will also use his sexy looks and evil reputation to have the world's largest amount of violent one night stands in which "unique" teenage "tomboys" will be put in their place because so many of this chicks on the internet are Fvcking stupid and think they are the sh!t and that Jeff THE FVCKING KILLER (emphasis on KILLER) would become their little love bunny and would run away with them because society just doesn't understand them. Please, no more bad fan fiction in which what little established character Jeff does have is raped beyond recognition.